Episode 34
SHE’D still rather go naked than wear fur – or eat chicken – but Sophie Monk has revealed the bare facts behind recent claims she was papped chowing down at a Hollywood KFC.
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VITALI Klitschko used his son’s wet nappies to keep his fists from swelling up after winning his WBC heavyweight title bout against Nigeria’s Samuel Peter last weekend.
*NOTE: The article contains a whole 4 paragraphs and Odie made it all the way to the end! Well done squire 
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“Mantyhose” are pantyhose for men. The article below comes complete with photos of a questionable nature (not that there’s anything wrong with that). You’ve been warned.
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Fifty-three-year-olds are much more likely to surprise their partner with a simple gesture such as a walk in the summer rain or a sprinkle of rose petals in the bath, a survey of 2000 men aged 18 to 65 has found.
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THERE’S a great many reasons why a woman’s weight may fluctuate. Some might say it’s a hectic work schedule preventing them from getting to the gym.
Others may suggest it’s the temptation of the office chocolate machine.
But research suggests there’s only one real reason – their men.
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DOCTOR Who fans are up in arms after failing to dial the doctor after the blockbuster finale to the latest series about the timelord’s adventures.
The number had been flashed up repeatedly in the cliffhanger penultimate episode a week earlier, with more than 2500 fans trying to call it in the lead-up to the finale.
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A Chinese zoo has given an orphan monkey its own guard dog to stop it being bullied by bigger primates.
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A MONKEY has caused a sensation in Japan after becoming a black belt in karate – in between working shifts as a waiter in a local sake restaurant.
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Watch the video here
A COW that mysteriously appeared on a garage roof has got Sydney residents talking.
The bovine was initially thought to be dead but is understood to be a prop from the yet-to-be released Baz Luhrman film Australia.
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TWO Indonesian jobseekers have been tricked into getting their faces tattooed by a bogus official offering government jobs.
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Firebrand Muslim cleric Abu Bakar Bashir yesterday blamed the CIA for the 2002 Bali bombings.
Bashir said the US intelligence agency fired a nuclear missile at the Bali tourist strip from a ship off the coast.
“It has been mentioned as being a micro-nuclear bomb, not a regular bomb . . . The bomb was made by the CIA. It could be no one else,” Bashir said in his house at the Al-Mukmin Islamic boarding school on Java.
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This is an oldie but a goodie:
What do Muslim men get when they go to heaven?
72 virgins.
What do Muslim women get when they go to heaven?
Their virginity back.
And now on to bukkake! I love the etymology part of the Wikipedia page which breaks the word bukkake into two parts:
“Butsu literally means to hit, but in this usage it appears to be an intensive prefix as in buttamageru (completely astonished) or butchigiri (overwhelming win). Kakeru in this context means to shower or pour.”
Overwhelming win indeed.. 
Click here for the whole wiki article
Click here if you want a more comprehensive synopsis (complete with tips and techniques)
Click here if you want some free sample vids
Seriously, though, if you couldn’t find those yourself then you really weren’t trying.
If you want more info on bird-shit bukkake, contact Garfield. I’m not even going there.
Sarah Palin is officially a legend! Hustler Video is shooting a porn with a look-alike titled “Nailin’ Paylin.” The spelling is sic and so is Hustler.
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WORRIED bookmakers have stopped taking bets on aliens showing up on Earth.
It follows a flurry of bets amid internet buzz that a massive intergalactic spaceship will appear tomorrow.
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Garfield and Odie clearly need some fan-boy love. I’m sure they’d both prefer some fan-chick love, but you never know what you’re gonna get on the beloved interweb.
Garfield’s MySpace page
Odie’s MySpace page
Judging by the end of the podcast, and Spoony’s professions about Fork-girl’s open mind, I wouldn’t be surprised if there was an ATFS 3-way whip-’round on Fork-girl sometime in the future.. bukkake style!
Only joking, no offense intended to Fork-girl.
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